Never be afraid to try something new. Remember amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the lamp post.
It's not hard to meet expenses. . they're everywhere.
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