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  1. Donít let worry kill you - let the church help.
    Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
    Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
    For those of you who have children and donít know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
    This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
    The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belper, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Paul Belper.
    This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both ends.
    Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
    The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
    At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

  2. Love is grand - divorce is a hundred grand.

  3. Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.

  4. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

  5. These days I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...
    I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm here after!

  6. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

  7. Don't stop doing things because your getting old, if you stop doing thing's you will get old. Dame Thora Hurd

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