Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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